Did we miss the memo? Is NASCAR amalgamating with the WWE? It would appear so, judging by this footage of a ‘brawl’ that broke out this weekend.
They must be in the process of combining the two ‘sports’, right? This video is pretty clear evidence that’s the route they are taking. There’s the redneck screaming ‘Kick his ass!’ before the ‘punches’ start to fly. There’s the giddy commentary team predicting the ‘fight’ before it broke out. There’s the complete lack of any real, physical damage whatsoever.
The only thing missing is the protagonists shouting ‘Dey toork his jooooob!’
Then again, what should we expect from a sport where the major tactical drama revolves around motor vehicles continuously turning left.