The Award For Full Kit Wanker Of The Century Goes To…

Arsenal Bizarre Football 2 years, 7 months ago Paul

Peirs Morgan. That’s who, for this crotch-accentuating atrocity in the BT Sport studio.

If you’re unsure what exactly constitutes a full kit wanker, this picture should do the job of explaining what it is rather nicely. However, you don’t need to be Piers Morgan-level insufferable to qualify as one – a bit of over-coordination on the five-a-side pitch will do the job, and woe betide any fan who wears a full kit in the stands (kids are exempt, of course).

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