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Today’s Transfer News – Teletext Style

All the latest transfer news and bullshit from around the interwebs, in an old school teletext skin. Sky Sports News are reporting that QPR have agreed deals for both Leroy Fer from Norwich, and Eduardo ...

Video: Joey Barton Explains His French Accent

Joey Barton was on the Goals On Sunday couch this morning with QPR teammate Charlie Austin and Chris Kamara couldn't help but bring up the time Barton went all Steve McClaren and put on a foreign accent during ...

Did A Bird Crap In Ashley Young’s Mouth??

Ashley Young was just diligently doing his new job as a wing back for Man United in the first half of their game with Swansea when it seems a bird decided to ahem, land one on him. Plenty have pointed out that ...