The Award For Full Kit Wanker Of The Century Goes To… Paul Arsenal, Bizarre, Football Peirs Morgan. That’s who, for this crotch-accentuating atrocity in the BT Sport studio. If you’re unsure what exactly constitutes a full kit wanker, this picture should do the job of explaining what it is rather nicely. However, you don’t need to be Piers Morgan-level insufferable to qualify as one – a bit of over-coordination on the five-a-side pitch will do the job, and woe betide any fan who wears a full kit in the stands (kids are exempt, of course). Hats off @piersmorgan it’s some achievement to be the biggest wanker on a couch that includes Craig Bellamy!! pic.twitter.com/zJBDl7z9jY — Full-Kit Wankers (@WankersFullKit) September 20, 2014 Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.